Monday, February 2, 2009

Taking Krissi's lead....

Ok, so even though I feel like absolute dogsnot right now(I think my head may explode at anytime), I am going to post some funny, crazy and qwerky things about me. You all do the same, mmm, k!!

1. I am so with Krissi on this one. It is a must, the toilet paper must roll from the top down, not the BOTTOM. If I come to your house, and it's not right, I WILL FIX IT!! Even my daughter has this figured out at 7 years of age.

2. Like Krissi, I also have several fake teeth in my head! The entire top left half is fake. Granted it doesn't come out, but nonetheless, it's weird, k. Thanks to the numerous car accidents and going through windshields, I just couldn't have it any other way.

3. I absolutely cannot go a day without SWEET TEA! It's my love. I have given up cokes, my love was dr. pepper, but I have tried, and I assure you, you do not want to encounter me without my daily dose (more like a whole gallon)!!

4. I have never been married. Yes, I have an adorable daughter that I received as a true blessing, but starting to wonder if the whole marriage thing is for me??

5. I bought my own home last year, which I am very proud of!!

6. I have a moderate case of OCD, no I do not take medicine, but maybe I should. I am a clean freak, and most generally, my house is gonna be clean and perfect. My desk at work is very organized and mannerly, and it drives me INSANE that the other girls desk in my office is NOT!! Yikes, thank goodness, I sit with my back to it, or I might have a breakdown right there at work!

7. I'll go with a few of my favorite things right now. I am totally addicted to Ed Hardy perfume, love it! I wanted an Ed Hardy shirt, and this weekend when we were in Dallas shopping, we went into Neiman Marcus to buy one, $80 bucks, I shant think NOT!

8. I'm in shock at the fact that I am nearly 30 years old and just bought my first real authentic Coach Purse. Ok I admit, I bought Tay one too, and she's so in heaven. We're twinkies, yes they match!

9. Stupid people drive me nuts! Really, people with no common sense really shouldn't venture out of their homes, or especially come into my office at work! I lose my patience with them very fast!

10. Oh and this one especially! If you are coming to the Dr....please, please for the love of GOD, take a bath, a shower, wash in those unmentionable places!! There is nothing I hate worse than this!!

11. I usually speak my mind and have a really hard time biting my tongue, some days it's worse than others. LOL

12. I hate, hate, getting up early. I so value my sleep and have Tay trained in this.

13. I have a 2nd child, who is spoiled almost as much as the first, her name is Angel, our cat!!

14. I'm very independent and like to do my own thing. I do not like being controlled by anyone, especially a man. I'm a very spontaneous fly by the seat of my pants kinda gal.

15. I have had over 10 surgeries and been in a coma twice. I am a walking miracle!!

16. I love to play card games, like Rummy or Spaids, and I will kick your bootie if given the chance!!

17. I hate doing laundry, there is some piled in the floor as we speak that is just calling my name!

18. I am prone to sinus infections...and I hate them, have one right now, and praying that it will go away!! Have had 3 in the last 5-6 months!

19. Even though I am an only child, I have 1 half sister, 5 step-sisters and 1 step-brother. The only of which I claim is my half sister!! Now I know you all have family like that, right!!

20. I absolutely positively cannot stand for my feet to be touched! I mean by no one!! I think feet are ugly and gross! Ewww...

21. I love to cook, and am really good at it, but I hate, hate, hate to clean up the mess!

22. I'm really a southern country girl with good taste!! Grew up in BFE!!

Perhaps now you all know a little more about me! Your turn!!


Krissi said...

If you cook me some Apple Dumplins... I promise to clean the kitchen for you when your done :)

FYI on the sinus infection... if ANY dr. tells you that you NEED to have surgery (even if they lie and tell you that you are risking a "brain infection") DO NOT believe them... it's all a lie and one huge scam to SCREW you outta a "snot-load" of freakin money! In 4 months tops you will have another sinus infection and will have gone thru the worst PAIN ever for NOTHING!!

Lori said...

How funny are you???
I have to have diet pepsi.....My husband says I need an I-V hooked to my arm..LOL
I hate anyone touching my feet...Feet are so ugly...

I saw you on Krissi blog and thought I come and say hi!

So HI!

Have a great day!!

Lori said...

Mother Nature is not listening to me... Maybe if we all ask nicely she might listen...